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The primary difference in Red and Blue, pt. 1- By Joe Keck

This is an email that was sent to a conservative friend of mine, who forwarded it to me. Being who I am, I just couldn't help myself. My email response will be put up tomorrow.   A BACK-UP PLAN JUST IN CASE.................   Dear Red States: We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.  We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of [...]