In the third round, Obama rolled up his sleeves on his skinny arms, put on some delicate gloves made by Michelle Obama and went on bravely to the ring to face the rascal Putin again. Obama threw the first punch of some sanctions which in reality were merely soft pats and did not make a single dent in Putin’s KGB iron frame. Putin deftly deflected Obama’s punches and quickly sent some forces into Ukraine. Obama, instead of coming back, got distracted by the only well fed North Korean, Kim Jong-Un and Iran’s bearded men, the Ayatollahs. Actually, both North Korea and Iran should have been banned from this very important boxing match just because these two nations did not believe in people having fun of any kind except where young boys were involved! In this round, Putin was able to fight with one hand and with the other hand, was able to direct Russian traffic heading towards Ukraine. Putin won this round again and as a gift to his nation directed some entertainment hubs to be set up immediately. BBC reported there were gambling dens to be set up with Russian flags.
Before the fourth round began, Obama called Putin again and once more heard some sighing on the Russian side and perhaps heard the same words FU again. Surely, Putin couldn’t be saying that, Obama thought. Confirmed reports stated that yes indeed, Putin had uttered those dreaded words! When the fourth round got over, Putin experienced a pang of sympathy for those silly Americans who never seem to be understand the f-word. So, Putin did what he thought was best, gave Obama a medium punch on his nose. A little blood was lost and Obama retired to the White House for some freshly brewed coffee. Ukraine is almost in Russian claws. The match has been postponed indefinitely till Obama calls Putin the third time to finalize some details of the next rounds. Boxing Experts say the match between Obama and Putin may have to be rounded off pre-maturely because of the apparent one-sidied punches. As the unofficial winner, Putin has successfully crossed into both Crimea and Ukraine and has put some conditions before the remainder of the boxing match can resume: Obama should at least learn to ride a horse instead of a bicycle!