Rick Santorum Filing for Divorce over DOMA?

Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum filed for divorce today.

According to papers signed by an Allegheny County judge, the former Republican presidential candidate cited irreconcilable differences with his wife of 23 years.

The move comes as a shock to the family and friends of the couple, who have seven children together and always projected an air of marital bliss. But in an interview outside the courthouse with local television station WPAV, Santorum said that he had no choice.

“Unfortunately the homosexuals have ruined my marriage,” he explained to reporter Bruce Nolan. “Every year more and more of them get married, and every year the relationship with my wife gets worse.

“Ever since the Supreme Court struck down DOMA, we’ve been sleeping in separate rooms. It’s like I don’t even know who she is anymore. This is what the gays want: to destroy the institution of marriage. We won’t be the last.”

via Rick Santorum Files for Divorce, Blames the Gays

The left has gone wild about the Santorum Divorce story, only one problem, the story is NOT True.  Anyone can conclude (with a little investigation) that the Daily Currant  who ran the story is quite similar to the Onion,   pure Political Satire.  Sorry folks, while the anti-Santorum rants are comical; the joke appears to be on you.

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  • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

    What are you talking about? Nothing. Nothing that actually happened anyhow.

  • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

    Fake responses to fake news? Yeah, good job.

  • Turd Burglestein

    And you got me with it too…I read all that stuff, hit the link, then came back and went to the comments. Nice job on the trickery there.

  • http://www.politisite.com/ Albert N. Milliron

    No problem.. honestly, we put the disclaimer at the end on purpose. I appreciate you stopping by to read the story. I apologize for the snark!

  • Turd Burglestein

    Apparently everything except the last line. My apologies.

  • http://www.politisite.com/ Albert N. Milliron

    Dumbass…. did you read the entire story?

  • Turd Burglestein

    Dumbass…you do realize that your source of this story is a parody news site don’t you?