University of Colorado Rape Prevention Tips – Vomit on your Assailant
By Joe Keck
Liberals are truly amazing creatures. The way that mush of gray matter just under their skullcap works, how it deciphers and processes information to form a thought or idea is something that bears much study. It has a vast complexity that, to my mind, rivals a Gordian Knot.
If we were able to climb into the mind of the Liberal, we would probably find nothing but red, bulbous, pulsating globs of emotional pulp in place of synapses, all vibrating with nervous activity. I say this as one who is ever hopeful that such, ‘benefit of the doubt’ thinking will give me some succor in my pity for the poor little things.
But to the Rape Prevention Tips from the esteemed school of soporific scholastics. Here is what the University of Colorado says.
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.
Don’t take time to look back; just get away.
If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.
You can probably picture parents all across the country breathing a collective sigh gratitude and relief upon reading these gems of shielding power. For all those fathers out there worried about their little girls so far away from home and all alone, walking from class to parking lot, from dorm or apartment to car or bicycle, they needn’t fear.
Colorado university is on the job!
I’m sure that police precincts and sheriff’s offices everywhere are sending these “tactics” around to their local departments, mandating that
their badge-wearing women read, study, indeed burn these techniques into their minds for their own protective . . . no, wait. That’s right, all those women carry guns.
Such protective measures as is offered by that fine college of the ski slope state may not apply to female police officers and sheriffs – OR ANY WOMEN LIVING IN A STATE WHERE CARRYING A FIREARM IS LEGAL!
Most likely, those women have been taught a different technique than those female students who attend the University of Colorado.
Most likely those women, police officers, sheriffs, concealed carry permit owners, are probably told something like this:
In the event of an attack by a would be rapist, pull you gun and put a bullet between his eyes.
For the sake of the writers of the University of Colorado’s, What To Do If You Are Attacked, in an effort to clear up any confusion they may have regarding tip number 3, in the above case, footwear, however appropriate or cumbersome, would not be relevant.
Feel like you’re gonna be raped? Democrat Rep Salazar says, Maybe its all in your head
Feel like you’re going to be raped? Well, maybe you’re wrong. So goes the justification for Representative Joe Salazar (D-Thornton) to take a away the right for a woman with a concealed carry permit to defend herself while on a Colorado college campus.
via Revealing Politics.
Salazar said: “That’s why we have call boxes, that’s why we have safe zones, that’s why we have the whistles.”
then “You don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around, or you feel like you’re in trouble, and when you may actually not be . . .”
via – YouTube.
- WTF: College Tells Students to Avoid Rape By Vomiting
- Colorado morons want to leave women defenseless: “Vomiting or urinating” better than carrying a gun (michellemalkin.com)
- CO Democrat: Even if you feel like you might get raped, you may not, so no guns for you (hotair.com)
- Who needs a gun? University advises women to whistle, vomit, fake a disease to avoid rape (twitchy.com)
- University Of Colorado Recommends Women ‘Passively’ Accept Being Raped Rather Than Use Gun To Stop It (patdollard.com)