Colorado’s Rape Prevention Tips

University of Colorado  Rape Prevention Tips – Vomit on your Assailant

By Joe Keck

Liberals are truly amazing creatures. The way that mush of gray matter just under their skullcap works, how it deciphers and processes information to form a thought or idea is something that bears much study. It has a vast complexity that, to my mind, rivals a Gordian Knot.

rape copyCase in point, the University of Colorado’s tips on how to avoid being raped. It is austerely named, What To Do If You Are Attacked.

If we were able to climb into the mind of the Liberal, we would probably find nothing but red, bulbous, pulsating globs of emotional pulp in place of synapses, all vibrating with nervous activity. I say this as one who is ever hopeful that such, ‘benefit of the doubt’ thinking will give me some succor in my pity for the poor little things.

But to the Rape Prevention Tips from the esteemed school of soporific scholastics. Here is what the University of Colorado says.

These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.

Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.

Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.

Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.

Don’t take time to look back; just get away.

If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. 
Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating. 
Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.

Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!

Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm. 
Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

You can probably picture parents all across the country breathing a collective sigh gratitude and relief upon reading these gems of shielding power. For all those fathers out there worried about their little girls so far away from home and all alone, walking from class to parking lot, from dorm or apartment to car or bicycle, they needn’t fear.

Colorado university is on the job!

I’m sure that police precincts and sheriff’s offices everywhere are sending these “tactics” around to their local departments, mandating that

Ask yourself this question... What would Fiona from Burn Notice do to a potential rapist? "should we Shoot them"?

Ask yourself this question… What would Fiona Glenanne from Burn Notice do to a potential rapist? “should we Shoot them”?

their badge-wearing women read, study, indeed burn these techniques into their minds for their own protective . . . no, wait. That’s right, all those women carry guns.

Such protective measures as is offered by that fine college of the ski slope state may not apply to female police officers and sheriffs – OR ANY WOMEN LIVING IN A STATE WHERE CARRYING A FIREARM IS LEGAL!

Most likely, those women have been taught a different technique than those female students who attend the University of Colorado.

Most likely those women, police officers, sheriffs, concealed carry permit owners, are probably told something like this:

In the event of an attack by a would be rapist, pull you gun and put a bullet between his eyes.

For the sake of the writers of the University of Colorado’s, What To Do If You Are Attacked, in an effort to clear up any confusion they may have regarding tip number 3, in the above case, footwear, however appropriate or cumbersome, would not be relevant.

Feel like you’re gonna be raped? Democrat Rep  Salazar says, Maybe its all in your head

Feel like you’re going to be raped? Well, maybe you’re wrong. So goes the justification for Representative Joe Salazar (D-Thornton) to take a away the right for a woman with a concealed carry permit to defend herself while on a Colorado college campus.

via Revealing Politics.

Salazar said: “That’s why we have call boxes, that’s why we have safe zones, that’s why we have the whistles.”

then “You don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around, or you feel like you’re in trouble, and when you may actually not be . . .”

via  – YouTube.



About the Author

Joe Keck is a writer of horror, thriller, suspense, and other fiction, some poetry and music, with the occasional op-ed piece on current events, politics, and theology. Although born in Oklahoma, he was taken to Los Angeles when he was an infant, or as his mother described, "the ugliest little thing I've ever seen", and raised there on the West Coast. He considers himself to be far superior to most on the artistic merits of film and literature, seeing the vast majority of such to be well below adequate. He has four novels and many short stories to his credit, and hopes to one day have them published, promising to hold critics like himself in harsh derision. He's currently restoring a Jason 35 sailboat and plans to sail the world, writing horror stories, and marveling at the illustrative works of the Creator and His Divine story-telling imagery. You may Find Joe's Website at

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