Alternate headline via Amanda Carpenter: “Volt sales to double.”

Via the Examiner, to entertain you while we wait for Michigan results, a palate cleanser from today’s “I bailed you out now you bail me out” campaign schmooze to the UAW. What’s the most over-optimistic part here? O breezily insisting he’ll have a second term as president? O assuming that they’ll still be making Chevy Volts five years from now? Or O thinking that the Secret Service will ever let him drive one? C’mon, champ. You know it’s a fire hazard.

Nice of him to be cutting free car commercials for Government Motors, don’t you think?