Here’s the cover to Levi Johnston’s new book, “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.” You can pre-order the book on Amazon, which describes the literary masterpiece as this:
“Levi Johnston sets out to clear his name, shed light on the Palins, and take us all up to Wasilla to see what it is like to grow up in Alaska.”
I don’t give a flying fart about the Palins, but I can’t lie- I’m slightly interested in seeing what it’s like to grow up in Alaska. I just imagine everyone has a rifle and plays hockey like in Mystery, Alaska. See how good I am at stereotyping?